"like a barn in a horror film..."

I have a solution to this problem, people!  Whole chicken cookery!

For the first time I’ve gotten a reader question!

"...well, the room isn't a secret from me... just everybody else"

Personally, I don’t think people that live in cold climates should complain about winter until after the spring equinox because, what do you expect? However, this entire post might be complaining about winter weather last week.

"My vacation from this particular responsibility is coming to an end."

"the sheep have gotten wise to the fact that he is suchagoodboy"

"now none of the neighbors will need to see me in my nightie"

"What have you done???"